Is Jake Gyllenhaal on Taylor Swift’s squad?

Written by Meghana Gupta; Paoli Wright; Martha Papadimitriou; Priya Parameswaran; Elia Sarkar Vinay Menon is a comedian, author, journalist and TV personality. Based in London, he is also a popular fashion designer and designer…

Is Jake Gyllenhaal on Taylor Swift's squad?

Written by Meghana Gupta; Paoli Wright; Martha Papadimitriou; Priya Parameswaran; Elia Sarkar

Vinay Menon is a comedian, author, journalist and TV personality. Based in London, he is also a popular fashion designer and designer of high-end bridal wear. He hosts the TV show ‘The Thinking Man’s Guide to Bollywood,’ has written for magazines and has his own radio show called ‘Vinay Menon Live’ that airs on several Indian radio stations. He has his own website, www.vinaymenon.com

It seems like a normal day at work when someone comes in to work and tells you that they have spotted the newest member of Taylor Swift’s squad, Jake Gyllenhaal. You’d be shocked to know that you, too, have seen Jake Gyllenhaal. However, this time around, he was his other halves’s former boyfriend! And this time Jake is in London to give his then-girlfriend a hug and kiss at a charity event.

When Jake Gyllenhaal broke up with Taylor Swift there was not much fanfare. But with this latest relationship with her former pal, Taylor Swift, the two faces of each other’s squads seem to be trending on Twitter, Instagram and even some hilarious Tumblr posts which pretend that Jake Gyllenhaal is on ‘Swift Side’ of a relationship, and that Taylor Swift is ‘Swiftend’ for breaking up with Jake Gyllenhaal.

Jake Gyllenhaal is unfazed by Taylor Swift’s frenzied fans

You would think that Jake Gyllenhaal would get mad at Taylor Swift for having fans pore over every detail of their break up and break up-themed, currently legal dating app where guys can hide their identities and style their profile like Taylor Swift, but Jake Gyllenhaal seems unfazed.

Please note that this post is satirical.

‘I have to call her’

Taylor Swift has hinted several times about cheating on Jake Gyllenhaal and even implied that she tried to get back with him and wrote an anthem about him. Since this whole “Swift and Gyllenhaal” thing seems to be keeping the music industry in Paris, let’s see what Taylor Swift has to say on the latest male celebrity who has fallen prey to her intense crush on a certain British singer named Jake Gyllenhaal:

“Hey guys, it’s Swift on Swift. I have to call her. I guess it’s time I say sorry.”

Well, that wasn’t so difficult a task, was it?

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